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Favorite films

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3
  • Kneecap
  • The Iron Claw
  • Dune: Part Two

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  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    ★½

  • Wreck-It Ralph

    ★★★★

  • Better Man

    ★★★★★

  • The Great Gatsby

    ★★★★★

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  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys

    ★★★★★

    This has been my favourite movie of all time since I was like 5 and first watched on my grans VHS and I can now review it here. I love this movie with all my heart, from the characters, the comedy and the horror and defined my taste in movies ever since. Kiefer Sutherland as David has always and will always be my top 3 roles ever. I love the vibe of Santa Carla and the wardrobe of everyone in this, The frog brothers are great and add amazing comedic moments. I just find this movie absolutely amazing and it will always be my number 1!

  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★★½

    "I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
    I hate the way you drive my car.

    I hate it when you stare.
    I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
    I hate you so much it makes me sick it even makes me rhyme.
    I hate it... I hate the way you're always right.
    I hate it when you lie.
    I hate it when you make me…

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  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet

    ★½

    What the sigma, they fumbled this movie soo hard and it was soo fucking bad.

  • Wreck-It Ralph

    Wreck-It Ralph

    ★★★★

    Lemme put y’all on game, this is an amazing Disney movie/Movie in general. Great story, terrifying villain for a kids movie and fun and lovable characters.

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  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★

    This was seriously good and disturbing, no need for violence or jump scares just a terrifying atmosphere and with some absolutely terrifying moments.

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★★★★

    The winner takes it all is the best song ever made and this is the movie that makes me the happiest.