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Recent reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I’ll hand it to this movie I like that when referencing Jar Jar Binks they didn’t go for the easy way out and just have him say “meesa Jar Jar” (normie, everyone knows that line) and instead opting for what he says when he’s trying to persuade Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon to go back with him to New Gunga, “Exsqueeze Me!” It really speaks to how fully formed the character’s rhetoric was thought out, he’s no neophyte of Star Wars, like…

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  Mobile Suit Gundam GQuuuuuuX -Beginning- 2025

  Watched 09 Mar 2025

  I’ve been really excited for notorious UC Gundam respecter Anno to be involved in a Gundam project. I was a pretty easy sell on this for that reason and it being a piece of Char Aznable apologia. That said, I really loved this. New takes on the classic designs are super cool, the semi CG on the mobile suits works really well to give them this weighty  mechanical feeling. Great blend of UC 0079 fan service and an interesting new…

Popular reviews

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  Willy's Wonderland 2021

  ★ Watched 07 May 2021

  This movie is for “quirky nerds” who claim to like horror movies but are actually really scared of what makes horror movies good, so instead they’re just like “what if Nicholas Cage was epic and lazily humped robots into walls until they died.” 

  Extremely boring, paced like shit, no scares, no gore.

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  Priscilla 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Nov 2023

  I got so scared of Elvis I had to take a breather in the showing of Five Nights at Freddy’s in the theater next to this showing. This has really made me reconsider my prayers to become a benzodiazepine trad wife.