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  Ocean's Eleven 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2022

  matt damon shirtless would have got this five stars

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  The Tomorrow War 2021

  ★★★ Watched 19 Jul 2021

  Them: We must stop the aliens
  Me: Why can’t we just let them vibe

  End of the world alien time travel movie — what do you expect.

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  Jungle 2017

  ★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2021

  thoughts:
  - would have intentionally necked myself early on and not dealt with that
  - not me thinking bird eggs had yolk? not baby birds?
  - will sell my ritalin to the highest bidder 
  - this is how i feel at 1,000 steps in dandenong
  - i would be fucked with my glasses
  - the amazon is so big wtf

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