Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ring 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  why does asakawa not simply flashlight stun sadako and then go for a hatch escape?

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  Swallowed 2022

  Watched 06 Mar 2025

  i gasped like a scandalized grandma about them doing all that under the crocheted blanket

Popular reviews

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  Scarecrow in a Garden of Cucumbers 1972

  Watched 03 Dec 2024

  “richard nixon is a lesbian? i didn’t know that.”

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  Ella Enchanted 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Nov 2024

  literally a perfect movie

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