Shirley

Shirley

2020
★½ Watched

Watched this to cope with missing Handmaid’s Tale and it did not do the trick.

Narrow Margin

Narrow Margin

1990
Watched

Gene Hackman is really taking on a role in this investigation that is not befitting of a District Attorney and I needed someone to acknowledge that in the film but no one did.

End of Days

End of Days

1999
★★ Watched

No movie has ever said the title in dialogue more times than this one. I’d stake my life on it.

Half Past Dead

Half Past Dead

2002
Watched

This is not a good movie but the line, “Special Agent Williams, I’m with the FBI—maybe you’ve heard of us,” is cunt.

The Glimmer Man

The Glimmer Man

1996
Watched

Steven Seagal had a gun to the writer’s head when he wrote Keenan Ivory Wayan’s line (referring to Seagal’s character): “He’s like Bruce Lee but better.” Unacceptable.

Syngenor

Syngenor

1990
Liked Watched

The Substance low key ripped this off. Also Dennis Hopper would’ve ate the role of Carter Brown UP.

Psycho II

Psycho II

1983
★★★★ Liked Watched

Loathe as I am to agree with Tarantino, the sequel is a better movie.

Opus

Opus

2025
★½ Watched

Booooooooo! Wasting Ayo, Juliette Lewis, and Malkovich is a crime.

Ocean's Eleven

Ocean's Eleven

1960
★½ Watched

The producers of this movie really skimped on the music budget in an objectively hilarious way for a movie starring all three members of the Rat Pack. By my count, we have (1) our theme song, “E-o-eleven,” from which the entire score is interpolated; (2) “Ain’t That a Kick in the Head,” a Dean Martin original sung not once but thrice by Dino himself; and (3) the royalty-free “Auld Lang Syne.” Between the cinematic insistence on keeping us on a…