Never has there been a more iconic magenta fedora.

Never has there been a more iconic magenta fedora.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Love the didn’t-get-the-girl ending and the absolute evisceration of aughts-fat-shaming moms.
I got honestly pretty scared.
Gene Hackman is really taking on a role in this investigation that is not befitting of a District Attorney and I needed someone to acknowledge that in the film but no one did.
No movie has ever said the title in dialogue more times than this one. I’d stake my life on it.
This is not a good movie but the line, “Special Agent Williams, I’m with the FBI—maybe you’ve heard of us,” is cunt.
Steven Seagal had a gun to the writer’s head when he wrote Keenan Ivory Wayan’s line (referring to Seagal’s character): “He’s like Bruce Lee but better.” Unacceptable.
The producers of this movie really skimped on the music budget in an objectively hilarious way for a movie starring all three members of the Rat Pack. By my count, we have (1) our theme song, “E-o-eleven,” from which the entire score is interpolated; (2) “Ain’t That a Kick in the Head,” a Dean Martin original sung not once but thrice by Dino himself; and (3) the royalty-free “Auld Lang Syne.” Between the cinematic insistence on keeping us on a…