cmachen

cmachen

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Gone Girl
  • Rush Hour
  • Good Will Hunting

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Surf's Up

    ★★★★★

  • The Wedding Planner

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    bong joon ho my capitalism hating twin! silly, satirical, and a fun time. capitalism final form. themes of nature and nativity reminded me of nausicaa of the valley of the wind. robert pattinson was great. in this world where we’re treated as expendables who do the wealthy elites’ bidding and are instruments to colonialism, we must remind ourselves of our humanity and that we deserve to be happy ❤️ bong joon ho is right: we need to blow up these space-obsessed billionaire motherfuckers!

  • Surf's Up

    Surf's Up

    ★★★★★

    GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. i triple dog dare film bros to fight me on this. it holds up every single watch. deeply philosophical, hilarious, goated soundtrack. surfs up could write about existentialism but jean paul sartre could not create surfs up.

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  • The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

    The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

    ½

    2 hrs of me and Abel trying to figure out if Jamie campbell bower is hot. cass*ndra cl*re needs to be behind bars. #lockherup

  • Rush Hour

    Rush Hour

    ★★★★★

    probably most definitely the best movie ever made. single-handedly ended anti-blackness in the asian community. they just DON’T MAKE MOVIES LIKE THIS ANYMORE. who is doing action scenes like this??? where are the bloopers during the credits??? jackie chan is an icon forever. every line in this movie has me cackling. i think rewatching this movie everyday on VHS as a child really says a lot about me. 

    they said: the british steal chinese art, FBI is stupid and incompetent, black and asian solidarity is slay. i said period.