Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jurassic World 2015

  ★★★½ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  Every bad thing ever said about this film is true. There's also a mosasaur.

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  The Lost World: Jurassic Park 1997

  ★★★½ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  Remember when people in movies used to be, uh, how do I say this? *waves hands around* All sweaty and shiny all the time? I think this was the extinction event. The, uh, "asteroid", if you will. Jeff Goldblum was... well he was the last, "sweaty shiny guy".

Popular reviews

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  Kiki's Delivery Service 1989

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Jul 2024

  The cinematic equivalent of hearing “I love you” during missionary

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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Jun 2024

  "One of the finest films ever made." - Scorsese, probably.