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  Star Wars 1977

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2017

  “Wow.” 
        -Owen Wilson. 

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  Black Mirror: Arkangel 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2017

  i don’t care if trick looks like jojo from horton hears a who, i’m into it.

Popular reviews

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  Lady Bird 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2017

  I would get punched in the face, and then pushed into oncoming traffic where I am crushed by a semi truck, die and then get up to heaven where god proceeds to tell me that I get a second chance because of how great of a person I was on earth, brought back to life and then get pushed off of the Eiffel Tower by angry French people because I do not know how to properly say 'croissant' and die again, all for saoirse ronan.

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  It Follows 2014

  ½ Watched 31 Dec 2017

  If i wanted to spend time watching an STD in human form, i’d just watch donald trump interviews.

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