Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  2 dudes + no water + everclear = deranged Robert Pattinson praying he can fuck a steak

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  Late Night with the Devil 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Jul 2024

  Best horror movie I’ve ever seen

Popular reviews

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  Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010

  ★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2023

  Probably a decent film but I was too cooked to process anything that was happening

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  Chernobyl 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2023

  Bone-chilling. 

  Loved the part where the scientists in charge said the reactor wasn’t melting, while it was absolutely frying everything within 20 miles of the place.

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