CMerodio

CMerodio

Favorite films

  • Cyberpunk: Edgerunners
  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

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  • Gnomeo & Juliet

    ★½

  • The Menu

    ★★★½

  • Father Figures

    ★★

  • All Quiet on the Western Front

    ★★★★

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  • Gnomeo & Juliet

    Gnomeo & Juliet

    ★½

    Well…. Andrea really liked it…

    Opening scene was a deer giving backshots to a gnome

    A G rated Crip/Blood feud 

    A literal line from the movie “I know I have to take care of my chores like edging”

    Dolly Parton was thick asf 

    It’s actually insane that the whole movie was written in iambic pentameter 

    Hulk hogan makes a surprise appearance??

    Jason Statham is tybalt??

    They was really Tokyo drifting lawn movers 

    When they destroyed the toilet tree, they really…

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★½

    Grandma was shitfaced the whole time
    I sat in judgement of his Michelin Star meals while eating an ungodly amount of red Barron’s French bread pizza
    She paid with cash, everyone else with card.. interesting

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  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★★★

    Best out of the entire series. First movie I remember watching with my dad downstairs. Absolutely unhinged crash out that was definitely warranted tbh. Click here for summary 

  • Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

    ★★★★

    The lil green guy flips around a lot, Count Dooku’s master looks suspiciously like Chancellor Palpatine. Padme bad asf for no reason other than to make Anakin sexually frustrated… but he married her in the end w his two droids to witness. Such a happy ending I don’t see how it could possibly go wrong next movie.

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