Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Gone Girl 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This movie proves that attractive women will ultimately always somehow get what they want in the end. Rip bozo you are the gooner/simp of the decade award winner. How do you get back with that respectfully. Never go for hot women they are lethal.

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Rewatched 18 Feb 2025

  Power of friendship ahhhh ending other than that pretty solid. No hot chicks so that’s why I’m rating so low. Being back black widow please she was so bad

Popular reviews

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  Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children 2016

  ★★★ Watched 09 Jun 2024

  Brayden bivens I’m sorry to girl cheated on you. Almost as crazy as the time Madeline Cline invited me over for a hook up when I thought we were having a romantic dinner date. Anyways this movie was wild and honestly I rate it a 5 out of 10 but because of who I was watching the movie with I decided to bump it up a half star so yuh

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2024

  First of all this wannabe Anakin Skywalker got game. From Zendaya to Florence is a crazy upgrade I respect the hell out of him for that. But also bro like if you wanna be Anakin just say it. Like just got on your knees and suck darth Vader off cause clearly you’re having an identity crisis. Still holy cow Florence Pugh as a nun or whatever that is sooo bad, like good googly moogly. Also what that worms tongue do.…

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