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Mad Max: Fury Road 2015
“WITNESS MEEEE!!!”
Now THIS. THIS MOVIE. This is what the Borderlands movie should have been. This is what all action movies should be.
(I’m running on six hours of sleep in the last 72, I’ve worked 13+ hour shifts every day for the last month straight, and my body is actively failing, so if this review seems unhinged, just know it’s because my brain has been rewired by the holy flames of the V8 and I have fully ascended to…
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Alien Resurrection 1997
Practical effects were top notch for the time this was made, but the story is kind of a fever dream and terrible. Wanted to give it a 2 but the practical effects brought it up to 2.5.
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Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire 2023
EXTENDED EDITION RATING. ORIGINAL VERSION WAS COMPLETE DOGSHIT.
It’s actual insane how astronomically better this movie is with the extended edition. So much story and necessary scenes were simply cut out of the first one, leaving the audience confused and the movie seemingly sucked. There’s a solid 15-20 minutes at the beginning of the movie that COMPLETELY sets up the whole story that was just removed from the original.
I hardly made it through the original, I lost track of…
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Guinea Pig Part 2: Flower of Flesh and Blood 1985
If I didn’t grow up on Reddit I wouldn’t be able to watch this
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