Watching a bunch of religious media during Lent (with secular palate cleansers as needed)
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Snow White 2025
I wasn’t planning on watching the live-action Snow White. Not this weekend, not when it drops on Disney Plus, not ever. Like many, I was fed up with Disney’s live-action remakes of all their beloved animated classics and dismissed them all as soulless cash grabs, but Snow White in particular has garnered more negative publicity and toxic buzz than all the previous remakes combined. It was the most talked-about movie in America for all the wrong reasons, and remember, we…
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Breakthrough 2019
Topher Grace was such a realistic hip evangelical youth pastor I actually wanted to crawl into my own skin from the cringe.
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Pulp: a Film About Life, Death & Supermarkets 2014
When I say "not all white men are bad dancers" I am referring to Jarvis Cocker and only Jarvis Cocker.
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Old Fashioned 2014
Remember when I said Fifty Shades of Grey was the worst romance movie I'd ever seen?
I lied.
It happened, guys. Just when I thought Fifty Shades of Grey was the worst romance movie ever made, this happens.
“But Carly, how could ANY movie be worse than Fifty Shades of Grey?”
I don’t know, reader. There is no rhyme or reason to how the Christian film industry could drop something as insufferable as Old Fashioned on the American public, which…
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