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The Monkey 2025
i love osgood perkins but this lost me in the second half. the ending, especially, felt rushed and devoid of tension; most of the crazy shit happened offscreen to wordless extras we have little reason to care about.
also i will never understand why they cast theo james?? he doesn’t really look the part(s)— they dressed him like a loser but it wasn’t enough to distract from his innately bro-y essence. that wouldn’t bother me if he had the character…
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
why is this about to be my longest review:
1. harrison ford is a thunderous and inimitable presence and he’s still fuckin got it babyy!!!
2. the product placement in this was so egregious it was actually kind of fun. like yassss mr. president i want to see that peloton screen
3. dialogue was ass. five people wrote the screenplay and it shows
4. “idc who the president is it’s an honour to be invited” “if we can’t see the…Translated from by
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Dune: Part Two 2024
fire alarm went off in the theatre and someone spilled their drink on my lap and this was STILL one of the greatest moviegoing experiences of my life
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Kramer vs. Kramer 1979
meryl streep could have won the oscar for that final shot ALONE like holy shit
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