Mario

Mario

Favorite films

  • Monster
  • GoodFellas
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Spider-Man 2

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  • Spider-Man

    ★★★★★

  • Nathan for You: Finding Frances

    ★★★★

  • Freddy Got Fingered

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★

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  • Spider-Man

    Spider-Man

    ★★★★★

    I had a whole epiphany that when Peter swings for the first time and hits the billboard has the same OST as when Peter is chasing after Uncle Ben's killer and having his first real swing but the difference being that it's triumphant when he's finally able to swing...

    Until I went and actually rewatched it and I realized I'm a dumbass and wrong. It would've been pretty cool though.

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★

    Most of John Wick’s dialogue is him going, “Yeah…” but somehow in the worst execution possible. I like Keanu but holy shit his acting (and everyone else’s) is abysmal.

    And dude the blind guy has a cane, and his name is caine. Holy fuck. AND IT’s A BIBLE REFERENCE OMG THEY METAPHORICAL BROTHERS HOLY FUCK

    The visuals are nice though so LET’S IGNORE THE SHITTY STORY CHARACTERS ACTORS AND EVERYTHING ELSEEEE FIGHT ACTION GUN!!!!

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  • Nacho Libre

    Nacho Libre

    I have no thoughts. This film is beyond even a simple review. You don't sit down and just watch NACHO LIBRE. You sit down and wonder what the fuck was that hour and thirty minutes you just experienced.

    It's not even worth giving a rating. It's incomprehensible. A surreal experience. No film has a larger impact.

    The visual style knocks Wes Anderson on his ass, and murders Mr. Robot in its tracks.

  • Weathering with You

    Weathering with You

    ★★★

    airpods in an anime