This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Omg. I hate this movie so much it physically hurts.
If you took a shot every time this film presented Chris Pratt as a hero/good person when he was actually behaving like a predator stalker selfish piece of shit you would have to be hospitalized. Not exaggerating.
My thoughts while watching this (not in chronological order):
1. I am actually entertained by this movie and am scared to admit it on Letterboxd because people will bully me
2. I forgot Olivia Wilde is an actress that acts in things and is good at doing that job
3. What the fuck is that Dita Von Teese she looks fucking amazing!!!!!
4. 90% of the people in this theater are 25-30 year old 1D/Harry stans who paid $15 to…
