Pissed we didn’t get a shot of the dog driving a Ferrari but fantastic otherwise

Give Connor O’Malley control over our international policy

If My Dinner With Andre was compelling

My Dad The…. Terrorist? Tuesdays 8:30/7:30 central on ABC

The fix to the male loneliness epidemic IS the quad-urinal

How much do the writers think superintendents make a year? Cause it def ain’t enough to get involved in any crime ring let alone one that crosses borders

The scientist character reminded me of Professor E. Gadd from Luigi’s Mansion

Fred Willard was so good I nearly forgot about the hostage negotiator who’s terrible at his job

I went into this movie wondering just how “Ocean City” it was going to be and it turned out to be “all-the-way Ocean City” 

Basically an 80’s ski movie but instead of a ski mountain, it’s set on a pile of trash (complimentary)

First half: interesting 

Second half: not

Indiana Jones? More like Hannah Montana

I hated Downhill before I knew it was a remake of this movie, now I hate it even more this was crazy amounts better