Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Road 2009

  ★½ Watched 16 Aug 2024

  Oh my god so dull, dark, boring, and annoying and I TRY extra hard appreciate the work put into films when I hate them. This was just depressing, not fun and interesting depressing like Enemy

  The kid’s lines are:

  “Papa”
  “Papa!”
  “Papa no!!”
  “Papa!!!!!!!!”

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  Night Swim 2024

  ★★ Watched 16 Aug 2024

  Genuinely bad but I was lowkey HOOKED (whilst under an impression xo)

Popular reviews

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  Baby Ruby 2022

  ★ Watched 16 Aug 2024

  Listen, I categorise bad films by: 

  - fun bad
  - boring bad

  This film is just BORING BAD. The psychological stuff wasn’t captivating or interesting, the story could’ve actually been interesting… but this film is just straight BAD.

  Can’t lie, I did stop paying attention 2/3 of the way through and started drinking. Nothing exciting happens. Lots of crying baby which is annoying and not even consistent because the babies were so drastically different. 

  1* for the work they put…

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  Deep Water 2022

  ★ Watched 27 Apr 2022

  It was shit, but the type of shit that was still fun to watch… Unlike Tall Girl 2