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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★½ Rewatched 08 Jan 2025

  Mescal wasn't ready for this moment

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

  ★½ Rewatched 20 Jun 2024

  I hated just about every second of this ugly, boring, miscast, and misfocused dud. The assault on the big rig was fun but wasted on a film with no stakes.

Popular reviews

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  Bird Box 2018

  ★½ Watched 07 Jan 2019

  Turd Box

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  Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018

  ½ Watched 22 Jun 2018

  "I'm getting too old for this shit." - T.Rex

  At least this boring, mean, small film had the decency to be self aware. Rafe Spall (please don't tell me the character's name as I know I will forget) is just a one-to-one representative of Universal Studios. Entrusted with the legacy of this franchise, he holds the whip to the creatives to pass off reheated prototypes to hungry investors.

  The latest snarling mix of dna sums up the film as a…

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