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Slim Susie 2003
MAYZOZI RETURNS with an odd swedish film about junkies and old bitches in a small town in värmland. I love the way this movie is filmed, very vomit-inducing and fast paced but also colorful and creative, it looks dream-like but also looks like it smells. Really funny too this my kinda humor just crazy and fun but i feel like it'd be better to watch this drunk. Love the fashion, the soundtrack, the blunts, guns, pizzas, dicks, and feet. Scandinavian…
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In Bed with Santa 1999
Whole movie basically about kids being held hostage at a christmas party by a bunch of messy, drunk old people. Another swedish film that opens with raw sex. I like that. Gunnar gets called fat three times. I like that too. There's too many good lines in this movie its crazy. Marika looks so good in that little red dress i want that dress so badddd and i relate to her cause i've also been wrongly accused of lesbianism. A psychological thriller about christmas reunions, abusive finnish women and homosexuality. also the kinda movie you could watch all year round. DE HAR VARIT BÖGAR PÅ JULAFTON.
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Atlas 2024
Detroit become human ass movie. Cringe acting and dialogue. Over the top futurism will never not make me roll my eyes. I cant handle scifi bruh. If i hear that scanning sound effect one more time im gonna eat somebody brain. Who tf plays hologram chess with siri? get a friend. Zoe the big clunky robot correcting a human on its pronouns like no you have microwave parts in your leg. Jennifer lawrence get out of that mecha suit you…
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Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022
I had a nightmare about rachel sennott roaming my town trying to break into my house and kill me and my family with a knife a few days ago, it was so intense and i still remember it so vividly. i couldnt keep watching this as i got too uncomfortable with her on screen. I'l forever see her in a different light also i dont like lesbian backshots. 1 star for now.
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