Colbs

Colbs

My cats watch more movies than you do

Favorite films

  • The Muppets Take Manhattan
  • The Queen's Gambit
  • Eraserhead
  • Watermelon Man

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  • The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★½

  • Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred

  • FRED: The Movie

  • Watermelon Man

    ★★★★★

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  • Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred

    Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred

    One of the first scenes of this movie is a child pissing into Fred’s mouth. This is a subtle nod to the fact that watching these movies is as embarrassing as getting urinated on.

  • FRED: The Movie

    FRED: The Movie

    When I was a kid, I saw this and I was like “why is everyone being so mean to Fred??” Now that I’m an adult, I can firmly say that they should have been much meaner to that psychotic stalkery little freakazoid

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  • Watermelon Man

    Watermelon Man

    ★★★★★

    good movie

  • The Empire Strikes Back

    The Empire Strikes Back

    ★★★★★

    One of those movies I desperately wish I could watch all over again for the very first time.