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  Inherent Vice 2014

  ★★★★★ Added

  Any time I feel insecure I just bully people who think this movie is confusing until I feel better about myself.

  "What's not to get? Of course the narrative is unclear and meandering, the viewpoint character is stoned the whole time! It's called PERSPECTIVE, you'd understand it if you had one."

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  The Conversation 1974

  ★★★★½ Added

  I paused this movie 10-15 minutes in to google "The Conversation why did the cinematography get so much better after the opening scene" only to discover that's the only footage left after the first guy got fired. I'm gonna flex about catching that for the rest of my life

Popular reviews

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  Gravity 2013

  ★½ Added

  So you've got George Clooney, right? He's in a white spacesuit. He's sperm. And Sandra Bullock, she's sperm too. Then something bad happen and only one sperm is gonna get into the space station egg. So Clooney's Sperm, he's holding onto this rope, but he has to let go of the rope and float off into space and die. No, he doesn't fall, he's in zero G. No, there's no force acting on him at the time. Yes, he has…

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  The Brutalist 2024

  Watched 23 Feb 2025

  I honestly have no idea how I feel about this movie.

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