claire!

claire!

a24 year old, horror nerd, kevin smith apologist

Favorite films

  • The Crow
  • Rushmore
  • The Thing
  • Mallrats

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  • The Dark Knight

    ★★★★½

  • Jury Duty

    ★★½

  • Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

  • Interstellar

    ★★★★½

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  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight

    ★★★★½

    What if Beetlejuice were a terrorist? Phenomenal movie.

  • Jury Duty

    Jury Duty

    ★★½

    I hope Pauly Shore knows how much I love him

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  • Jerry & Marge Go Large

    Jerry & Marge Go Large

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    This is Joker for white emo girls.


    I decided to revisit this movie after watching it about five years ago and hating it. Absolutely nothing has changed. I know this movie was written and directed by women, but the kiss between Jennifer and Needy felt so male gaze-y. The jokes are either extremely dated or flat out offensive. I genuinely felt bad for Megan Fox while watching this movie because she has said she doesn't like being used for her sex…