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  • Olympus Has Fallen

    ★★★

  • Elevation

    ★½

  • Miami Vice

    ★★★★½

  • Fargo

    ★★★★★

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  • Elevation

    Elevation

    ★½

    Is this a Walking Dead Spin-off?

  • Miami Vice

    Miami Vice

    ★★★★½

    The male urge to solemnly squint while talking on the phone.

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  • Heat

    Heat

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    Fuck nostalgia fuck Marvel-ification
    This heartless montage of references and tongue-in-cheek gags tries to have its cake and eat it too – attempting to deconstruct the original‘s tropes while on the other hand resurrecting (pardon the pun) those very same tropes at every opportunity. The Analyst’s monologues might be some of the most annoying movie villain shit I’ve seen in a whiiiile. There was a decent chance to actually do something interesting with the original’s story and its place in pop culture history, but this is just empty spectacle (that isn’t even particularly spectacular).
    Have a star for the first 20-30 minutes. Fuck the rest.

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