Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  House 1977

  Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  35mm nitehawk williamsburg

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  Welcome to the Dollhouse 1995

  Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  Metrograph 35mm 

  Completely unrelated to the screening i saw Todd Solondz walking down the street and freaked out. I stalked hum from behind for a few blocks and wanted to say something, but approaching from behind seemed to awkward.  So I sped past him, turned around, pretended to notice him instantly, pointed a finger gun at him and said “Todd! I love Palindromes I’m seeing Dollhouse tonight.” He jumped and grabbed his chest completely startled and said thank you after i passed him. I gave todd solondz a heart attack and killed him.

Popular reviews

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  Saving Private Ryan 1998

  ½ Watched 26 Apr 2020 1

  You can’t show me the reality of war like its something to despise and then double back to show me badass snipers blasting faceless germans 
  Or any mission accomplished flag at the end won after the normandy scene.
  Make up your mind. Is this brutal or is it John Wick?
  Is it “there are no winners” or is this Call of Duty leaderboards? 

  Such a Spielberg move 

  All in the name of the good country

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  Babylon 2022

  ½ Watched 26 Dec 2022 2

  3 hour snl sketch followed by an oscars self flagellation montage that is really unforgivable whole movie is just flagellating everywhere, its flagellating all over the fucking place, get this flage off me.