Colin Kohlbeck

Colin Kohlbeck

Favorite films

  • In Bruges

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  • Swingers

    ★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★½

  • Gladiator II

    ★★★

  • Saltburn

    ★★★

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  • Swingers

    Swingers

    ★★★★

    I was gonna wait two days to review this movie so I didn’t look desperate, but fuck it… Shit was money, baby.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★½

    Well crafted, solid aesthetic, and definitely on target. I was completely naive going into it and it’s simply not my cup of tea. I did like the lil ego blow to scientism, but I don’t have an urge to watch a vampire/demon go on a raping spree.

    Side note: That movie popcorn on an empty stomach will lead to demonic possession of your sphincter.

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  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★

    This movie was feckin brilliant. 

    It is definitely a slow burn, but the dialogue alone engaged me with ease. 

    I have small complaints, but none that deters me from recommending this profusely. SPOILER ALERT: I wish Barry Keoghan’s demise was touched on more, but I can understand the artistic thought of him not being cared for enough to even receive such attention. It also seemed like his father (the abusive police officer) should have had a bigger role in the…

  • Avatar

    Avatar

    ★★★½

    What does Avatar, Pocahontas, The Last Samurai, and The Last of the Mohicans all have in common?  

    Some random dude stumbles into a culture that they have little knowledge of prior to and proceed to nonchalantly become the attempted savior of this culture. Cultural practices that have taken the actual members their whole lives to master, are quickly perfected, with a small dose of struggle, by the white saviors. I actually still have had a lot joy watching some of…

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