Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  DAVID ZASLAV IT'S ON FUCKIN SIGHT PAL

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  Terminator: Dark Fate 2019

  ★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  Mixed feelings. I like a bunch of what it's going for here, in theory. I thoroughly enjoyed the idea of a T-800 living in domestic bliss having learned how to be a real boy, and wish we could've dug deeper into that.

  Full of weightless CGI and horrendously heavy-handed expository dialogue, and perhaps the most egregious sin of all, it explains what an EMP is.

  Thanking the movie gods that they didn't use the piss-yellow Mexico filter.

  Nuggets of good shit drowned by being more of the same.

Popular reviews

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  BlacKkKlansman 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Perfectly punctuated by the closing news footage, like a punt to the nuts.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  Within two minutes I knew my sicko heart was going to adore this.