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I don't know what Todd was actually smoking, but I am gonna need some of that shit too just to cope with what I just saw. This film single-handendly ended my enjoyment of musicals, no plot, horrible singing, same goes for everything else. Truly awful, I hope I can refund my 2 hours spent on this crap.
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Litterally Morbius of horror movies, this movie is trying to be its own Saw, but never explains motivations. Some dialogues lead to so many plot hooks and in the end none of them were ever used to create a plot twist. Music is okayish, I am a Creep is just not a song to create scary ambiance, it rather makes the film more incoherent and goofy. By the way, the description lies, there is no deadly maze it's just a weird ass house with some strange corridors.
Definetely one of the films ever made, it has everything, actors , cgi, explosions, jokes, even plot ! Which is incoherent and illogical. The WFX team probably died from cancer, and the cgi team was using a free verion of chatgpt for their animations. Actors really made feel proud that I am not yet in porn industry, I probably knew the whole plot 30 minutes in. Hot smoking garbage, except clap trap who was actually funny and reliable. Do not recommend. Leave Blanchett's only fans in my dms pls
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This was the first film where I actually wanted a main villain to kill his targets because otherwise, I would commit to sudoku myself first. The most interesting moments of this film were the product placement scenes. Costume designers were presumably found dead in the Garbage-Looks-Like-Shit River. But we can determine for a fact that the scenario of this film
Has words in it and it is hard, hard for anyone to understand it, besides the room temp people who wrote it