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Plankton: The Movie 2025
Plankton said Daddy and which made sink into my seat with cringe. Fun movie and nice animation, and short too so 4 stars
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Fast X 2023
1 star for Han getting on Tinder, wasted joke but still funny. Half star for Momoa's goofy acting. Mo more stars for the fact they could of called this movie Fast 10 Your Seatbelts.
How the funk do you make an action movie so boring in parts. Sadly I will be watching the next one just to see how these movies end.Translated from by
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Madame Web 2024
A new addition to SPUMM (Sony Pictures Universe of Marvel Movies), my thoughts and prayers are with anyone who is seeing this on Valentine's Day for a date, you maybe dateless after this.
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Paddington 2 2017
This generations Citizen Kane all for the image of Paddington getting taken away in handcuffs will be in my mind as one of the funniest things to happen in cinema.
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