Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  +1 star for Battinson being a little fucking freak
  -1 star for the Rolf Harris jumpscare

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 02 Mar 2025

  Paul's heel turn is craaaaazy. Sooo unexpected little al'gaib oh no baby stop.

  "Nuke them all"

Popular reviews

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  Jingle All the Way 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Dec 2024 1

  In the flawless 3rd act, Arnold looks at a man dressed like a super villain and declares "you've taken this too far!"

  In the equally flawless 2nd act, Arnold and that same man stages 2 terror attacks.

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  Bo Burnham: The Inside Outtakes 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Aug 2022

  Enjoy the existential dread that Inside washed over your body mid-pandemic? Why not cleanse the pallet with more of the same