Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jurassic World 2015

  Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  ... and I would still go to the park to pet the baby stegosauruses.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 11 Mar 2025

  I forgot to wear my twilight shirt for this 😔

Popular reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  Watched 23 Feb 2025

  This felt like watching an r rated version of a goosebumps episode in the best way possible.

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  Black Christmas 1974

  Rewatched 11 Dec 2024 1

  There's a scene where the main character's boyfriend is standing in front of a tinsel-covered Christmas tree. I made a comment about it being a fire hazard, and Chris replied, "His hair?"—thinking I was making a joke about the boyfriend and his '70s Lord Fauntleroy-inspired haircut.