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  • Her
  • Children of Men
  • My Dinner with Andre
  • No Country for Old Men

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  • Shiva Baby

    ★★★★½

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★½

  • Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★½

  • Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★½

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  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise

    ★★★★½

    I watched this with my hot new girlfriend. We met on a train in Europe. An hour turned into an evening in Vienna. I hope I'll see her again.

    This movie is as good as everyone says it is. This is such a richly detailed world. No move feels inorganic, no character out of place, no moment undeserved, no kiss too saccharine. The two mains are complex humans both likeable and unlikeable, deep and superficial, itinerant and trepidatious, excited and…

  • F9

    F9

    ★★★★★

    There will be moments in your life when you ask yourself: Is this enough? Am I giving it all I've got? Most often, the answer will be no. And when you ask yourself this question, you won't be in a car in outer space. No, you're tethered to the earth by the forces of gravity. You're staring up at the stars and wondering whether you can, not whether you will. Too often you've felt the fear of your own mortality.…

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  • Shiva Baby

    Shiva Baby

    ★★★★½

    uncut gems for bisexual jews

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★½

    ya i watched this over a month ago and then kept forgetting i watched it, which means it failed my only heuristic for good movies (do i remember watching it). adrien brody whipped ass though

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  • God's Not Dead: In God We Trust

    God's Not Dead: In God We Trust

    ½

    This movie is offensive only to Christians. I've never seen a movie hold its own audience in such low esteem: bad as a movie and as propaganda, and so blatant in its stupidity, the insinuation is that Christians are so tasteless and stupid that they'll gratefully devour whatever slop they're fed.

    The state of contemporary Christian art is abysmal. It recycles the same rote themes over and over again and, too often, exists primarily to wed evangelical Christianity to a…

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★

    This was a very fun watch. Such an awesome palette of influences: Lynch, X-Files, Buffy, Cronenberg, Kaufman. It was so easy to resonate with this movie even beyond the trans allegory – a love letter to the magic of experiencing media for the first time, to the ways our formative media molds and sometimes even distorts us. All of the sequences with The Pink Opaque were so fucking cool. They reminded me of the time a friend and I stayed…