Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I kinda always assumed this just happened on private islands by default?

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  I'm so fucking sick of Trump allegories.

Popular reviews

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  Don't Look Up 2021

  ½ Watched 24 Dec 2021

  So stupidly on the nose. Adam McKay makes movies like he's trying to get a message across to ten year olds. "How do I get people to know Dick Cheney is a bad guy? Compare him to Galactus! How will the audience know that Meryl Streep's character is an allegory for Trump? Give her a MAGA hat!" Every single joke, plot point, character, and line is unbelievably juvenile. Watching this with my family actually made me respect them less.

  The only good part was the two second clip of Drawn Together.

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  Island of the Sea Wolves 2022

  ★★★ Watched 17 Nov 2022

  Very nostalgic, but anyone who's been to Vancouver Island knows it's about twenty times as gray as even the darkest shot in this whole doc.

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