Stanley Yelnats

5 minutes of this is a horrifying, sentient vegetable (maybe a fruit?) clipping a young boy's toenails. Somehow that's not even the worst part.

Do not spill your beans on Willem Dafoe

When big Murray came round just to put him down, Arthur turned into a clown

Ripping a heart out of someone's chest should be illegal to place in a movie.

The feel-good movie of the year

J.K. Simmons and J.K. Simmon's enormous biceps steal the show.