Connor

Connor

Favorite films

  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • This Is Spinal Tap
  • Dune: Part Two
  • BlacKkKlansman

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  • Marching Powder

    ★★

  • One of Them Days

    ★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★★

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  • Marching Powder

    Marching Powder

    ★★

    The word ‘cunt’ is funny but it can’t be the punchline for every joke

  • One of Them Days

    One of Them Days

    ★★★★

    I need a trilogy with Keke and SZA. I need more shenanigans, more tomfoolery, more buffoonery, antics and capers! 

    Bring back low/mid-budget comedies!

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    Bombastic, loud, in your face, balls to the wall type of movie that still manages to deliver some hefty emotional story beats.

    While the style isn’t entirely for me, it did work when it came to the body horror - I was curled up and squirming at every close up.

    And the last act is too long. It’s also soo fucking funny and silly that it takes away from some of the weight of the climax.

    Wouldn’t be mad if Demi won for this!

  • Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    ★★★½

    On some “hell yeah” typa shit 

    Hilariously efficient script and editing made the human scenes feel like they were playing on 1.5x speed. Rated it though. Get me to the hell yeah moments as quick as possible

    Also the most monke drop kicks I’ve ever seen in a movie. Deserves plaudits for that alone

    Just an incredibly tribal and masculine experience. Got me pondering, roaring, scratching. Just indulging in primitive activities with the fellas

    3.5 hell yeahs out of 5

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