conifer

conifer

Favorite films

  • Bram Stoker's Dracula
  • The Handmaiden

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  • No Other Land

    ★★★★

  • Hackers

    ★★★★★

  • Hereditary

    ★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★

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  • No Other Land

    No Other Land

    ★★★★

    to consider: the limitations of documentation and non-violence.

    there’s something about how much of basel’s life has been dedicated to documentation — for safety, for existence, for a plea for help. he shouldn’t have had to do this, and yet clearly we’ve seen that coverage hasn’t affected the actions of those with power.

    infuriating and awful. free palestine.

  • Hackers

    Hackers

    ★★★★★

    saw this years ago because a barista told me that i looked like i came out of this movie. after watching this: best compliment of my life, maybe

    it also kicked off my roller skating habit. truly a fundamental movie

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  • Hellraiser

    Hellraiser

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Labyrinth

    Labyrinth

    ★★★½

    why is david bowie’s codpiece so fucking large in this??? HELLO

    there’s an alternate universe where i watched this as a preteen and this was my sexual awakening as opposed to like. orlando bloom or whatever garden variety pretty boy was doing the rounds. i think i would have been more unhinged but also better

    in actuality though while i respect what they’re going for with the slow pacing and meandering plot, i was kind of bored while watching this. would classify this as a background movie for sure, with the exception of a couple scenes (be my slave, etc etc DUH)