Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fantastic Four 2005

  ★★★ Rewatched 09 Mar 2025

  Has anyone ever come close to the level of puss jessica alba serves in this film?

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  This was fun, and I’m all for some commentary on incels!

  Sophie Thatcher’s physicality in this is so great, what a woman

Popular reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★ Rewatched 31 Oct 2024

  When Karlie Kloss looked camp in the eye, she was actually just watching this

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  Jingle All the Way 1996

  ★★★ Rewatched 20 Dec 2024 1

  pretty much every adult in this film is a terrible person and yet the cops are still the worst? figures