Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Late Night with the Devil 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025 1

  The lamps in the living room flashed on and off, unprovoked, TWICE whilst watching this film

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  Four Lions 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  As brilliant as this is, I CANNOT believe the RE teacher from my old school used to play this for the GCSE classes. Like bro do you even Safeguard bro

Popular reviews

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  Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2010

  ★★★ Rewatched 27 Dec 2024 3

  But now you come to me and you say: "Zoo Wee Mama. " But you don't say it with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me the Wimpy Kid. Instead, you come into my house, on the day of the mother-son dance, and you ask me if I have the Cheese Touch.

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  Big Daddy 1999

  ★½ Watched 20 Feb 2025 3

  Terrible film. I hate that forced “I’m a cute widdle baby” accent that they made Zack/Cody do and I hate the concept of having children. Stop doing it, it’s not cool. Also - whilst people who watched this film with me might find this hard to believe - but in fact I hate misogyny in addition to all of that and this film is misogynistic as shit.for the record I also hate my friend who is not to be named…

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