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  Top Gun 1986

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Sep 2024

  I wish they would danger bone already.

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  The Poseidon Adventure 1972

  ★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2024

  I liked the part where they went swimming I often wonder about swimming in a boat because you are both in the water but in water - If i could swim on a boat I think it might be scary I dont know if i would but if Jay McGregor was there, his rippling muscles would make me feel safe and stuff.

  Have you ever jack knifed into a pool it looks like it hurts. Anyways...

  3 stars, not enough turtle necked, underage priest kissing for me

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  Man with a Movie Camera 1929

  Watched 31 Jan 2024

  I would rather blow my dad than watch this insufferable, obtuse, mind numbing, dick twisting, mischievous piece of sweaty ballsack again.

  I want every second i have spent watching this back. the only pleasure was sitting beside jay as he proceeded to fill his pants with a cucophony of shit from utter excitement.

  Can we watching something with sound please for fucks sake.

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  Sans Soleil 1983

  ½ Rewatched 24 Apr 2024

  I wish i could give this film negative stars. If this is one of the top three documentaries of all time then tommy wiseau is a directorial genius.

  I know Chris Marker concerns himself with time and memory so i ask why does this film make time feel as if it isnt passing and make me remember every unpleasant experience I have ever had.

  This film has made me realise I am the poached giraffe, elana, the bird pecking at my very eyes.

  Document something with some fucking purpose you pompus new wave bastard.

  P.S. who the fuck names themself after a magic marker. Strange.

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