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  • The Brotherhood of Justice

    ★★

  • Nothing but Trouble

    ★½

  • There's Nothing Out There

    ★★★

  • 8 Million Ways to Die

    ★★

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  • The Brotherhood of Justice

    The Brotherhood of Justice

    ★★

    All star cast of youngsters (Keanu, Kiefer, Billy Zane, Lori Loughlin) flirt with vigilantism in a simmering mid-80s teen bop with a big message: rich kid vigilantism (don't do it) .

    Acting isn't bad, everything else is mediocre. Walk, don't run, to see this forgettable little cubic zirconia of a film.

  • There's Nothing Out There

    There's Nothing Out There

    ★★★

    Zesty little jaunt. Doreen is now a film professor at NYU Abu Dhabi, and this is her only onscreen credit. If she can parlay this film into that, there's hope for all of us.

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  • Firewalker

    Firewalker

    ★★★½

    This is the best Chuck Norris movie I've seen so far. I first saw it when I was around 9, owned it on VHS as a kid, and recently watched it again as an adult.

    Despite what others are saying, I find Chuck to actually be pretty funny, I find the chemistry between him and Lou Gossett Jr. entertaining, and there are plenty of one-liners that have stood the test of time for me.

    "So gentlemen, we meet again."

    The sets are cheap, the supporting cast could use some more acting classes. But, overall, I quite enjoy this movie, damn the torpedoes.

  • 8 Million Ways to Die

    8 Million Ways to Die

    ★★

    Hal Ashby directed this, which makes this review a bit depressing.

    There is literally nothing of consequence to talk about. Jeff and Roseanna do a fine job. There are guns, there are gangsters, there are a few decent one-liners, but it's fundamentally an unremarkable movie.

    RIP Sunny.

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