Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom 1975

  ★★★★★ Added 1

  The first movie I touched myself to, of course Daddy Derek wouldn't let me finish

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  Fateful Findings 2013

  ½ Added 2

  This movie gave me one big headache but I was liking it till Mr. Breen said "No more books!" I looooooooove books just like I love you! Mr.Breen is a bully!

Popular reviews

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  Cool Cat Saves the Kids 2015

  ★★★★★ Added 3

  Of course I love this movie because it's my movie! This has great messages for kids like how you should not play with guns, not bully others, how to get drunk in the day time and not lose your shit, and most importantly how human beings should fuck other cats! I'm a modern Jesus for your kids and I can save them yaaaaayyy!!! Watch my movie but not illegally buy it on DVD or I'll rip out your spleen! Now Daddy Derek needs to get off his fucking ass and make the sequel! Woo hoo!

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