Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  This Is Me…Now 2024

  ½ Watched 22 Mar 2025 2

  i am no longer interested in astrology thank u jlo

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  Child's Play 1988

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  fierce bob

Popular reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2024

  yea so despite everything that jus happened i’m still a smeagz apologist idc

  kept referring to legolas as legoland in this one

  witch king turns my pussy out. as does the oliphaunt riding ppl like wtf so sick fr

  dan would point out all the things that aren’t in the normal cut and every time I was like ??? literally how ??? could they cut this out ??? and the movie still make sense ??? extended cut or bust fr…

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  Matt Rife: Lucid - A Crowd Work Special 2024

  ½ Watched 06 Mar 2025 2

  this dude fucking sucks lmao

  he literally made a huge fuss about the audience not knowing what a sybian is and was like iM aBOuT tO bLoW uR mInDs and then went onto explain something that… categorically… is not… a sybian… absolutely mortifying