Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Gremlins 2: The New Batch 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 12 May 2021 1

  hey brother these little green dudes wanna do coke off my boner brother

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  Society 1989

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Oct 2019

  it’s just like spice girls said okay if u wanna be my lover (friend, casual acquaintance, pen pal, etc etc) u gotta get with my batshit gross-out nasty taste in movies

Recent reviews

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  Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Feb 2025 2

  holding my family hostage at the diner, nobody’s leaving until i see laura dern jump to lightspeed

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  Eisenberg’s an interesting choice  to pull the writer/producer/director gig and i really hope he keeps at it because he’s made something really very good here.
  The way he puts the movie together is the best part of it,  and is weirdly kinda inspiring. it’s funny, it’s provocative, it made me cry. god. like a baby. like a child. but it’s never too much in either direction, Eisenberg always knows exactly when and how to tip those scales so as to…

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Jul 2024

  I just want you to stop saying odd shit, like you smell a psycho’s fear or you’re in some faded memory of a town. just stop.

  Our certified 4 out of 5 high profile horror darling of the year (kinda like Barbarian was)
  ooky spooky in all the ways it promised to be, even if i think the marketing was overall better than the movie. Oz Perkins is an impressive and striking director, really getting better and better with each…

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2023

  i just saw my first toho zilla flick in a movie theatre and it was so fucking good and everything i wanted it to be and i’m very fuckin emotional right now