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Heretic 2024
βI was looking for the Wendyβs of religion.β
I can only imagine that any Gen Z Mormon would react to a question about polygamy with, βitβsΒ sketch, fer sure.β Points for relatability, and points for pushy atheist Hugh Grant earnestly comparing Jesus Christ of Nazareth to Jar Jar Binks.
Hardeeβs v. Carlβs Jr and Checkerβs v. Rallyβs is a weekly conversation in the west coast among transplants v. natives. Points for that too.
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The Last Showgirl 2024
Pamela Anderson is a godsend to cinema. Jason Schwartzman cameos never miss. Shocked this film hasnβt won anything for costuming
...Thatβs it, unfortunately.
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Nosferatu 2024
Saw Nosferatu On A First Date Anonymous.
Actual thoughts: LRD joins a special class of individuals who can drop their iPhone face when needed. Put her in more serious roles. I enjoyed this better as a midnight showing rewatch than I did mid-day opening weekend. Points for suiting the aesthetic, I guess.
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Call Me by Your Name 2017
βIβd sooner die than know you hate me. I am such a pussy.β
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