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Recent reviews

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  NYAD 2023

  ★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  About as exciting as watching someone float in a lazy river for 2 hours except that you absolutely despise the person in the water

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  Oculus 2013

  ★★★ Rewatched 24 Mar 2025

  My dyslexic ass read it as Octopus and now I'm slightly disappointed that Mike Flanagan didn't make a horror movie about a killer octopus

Popular reviews

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  Psycho 1998

  ★½ Rewatched 07 Jan 2025 1

  Every movie should be remade with Vince Vaughn as the lead.
  Coming to a theater near you, a remake of Breakfast at Tiffany's starring
  VINCE FUCKING VAUGHN!!!!!

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  Urban Legends: Bloody Mary 2005

  ★ Rewatched 12 Feb 2025

  Disney Channel Original Movie ahh horror flick

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