Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Lion King 1½ 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Apr 2020 2

  Even with the "trying to explicitly be no homo" moment, I forgot how great this was/how much of my young dumbass sense of humor was influenced by this Timoncrantz and Pumbaastern are Dead (alongside Muppet productions and Captain Underpants).

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  Out 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 May 2020 1

  Wheezy is now canonically the best ally in any Disney production.

Recent reviews

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  Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping 2016

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Do you think Conner4Real would see Better Man and immediately try to make his own version where he's a big CGI Turtle?

  Im just saying there's an easy sequel pitch right there

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Daffy, Porky, and Petunia are all great, sure, but everything involving Farmer Jim had me in stitches. Wonderful, well-animated, classic Looney Tunes shtick all around we love to see it!

Popular reviews

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  Muppet Guys Talking: Secrets Behind the Show the Whole World Watched 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2018 2

  It's a little too short, but then again I could listen to these conversations for three days straight.
  Especially when Dave Goelz says he "misses the fun of when it was run by one person". That hit deep.
  Not my favorite documentary ever, but still a good, heartwarming, super interesting time.

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  Pinocchio 2022

  ★ Watched 08 Sep 2022 2

  The only explanation for this is that Robert Zemeckis was replaced by a mo-cap version of himself sometime in the mid-2000s