Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Beekeeper 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Platform 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2025 1

  This is why the torries should have another run in office #kierbadstammah

  Today on why humanity is wholesome chungus, platform I believe … possibly about the class system, me being (rather large) always want more food (more money) and we should all be a communist state (they work trust me bro)

  I like the fact it’s in Spanish because they say letche (meaning puss in boots milk)

  The main character (Spanish Jesus) literally vowed to shit on everyone’s food unless…

Popular reviews

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  Forrest Gump 1994

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jun 2024

  Hon tanks star in a film that I never watch before

  It was very good film, I love the shrimp man he was my favourite character

  Sadly he passed away due to death

  This shit very good I cannot wait for Forrest Gump 2

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Aug 2023

  Hello again it is me, this film sent me into depression so I forgot I watched, I digress. Firstly I didn’t know american and Russia didn’t like eachother (this was important somehow lol) anyway, I liked this film for the part when mr oppenheimer says “where’s my McFlurry” to Albert the einstine, also why did a woman shag him on a chair? I was with greatest father and I think I saw his pocket move (scaey) anyway the bomb didn’t hurt my ears - tinnitus sufferers unite

  I give this enola gay/10