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  The Gorge 2025

  Watched 25 Feb 2025

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  The Substance 2024

  Rewatched 01 Feb 2025

  In the 90s, the entirety of this films plot could have been communicated to us wordlessly, beat for beat, during a music video for a Tom Petty or Aerosmith song.

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  All That Jazz 1979

  ½ Added

  Package is misleading. Less than 50% jazz.

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  Jurassic World Dominion 2022

  ½ Watched 05 Sep 2022

  The movies needs to seek a restraining order against Colin Trevorrow. I'm honestly shocked at how bad this was. I'm not even sure where to start.

  To preface, my viewing was of the "director's cut" edition dumped out on the Peacock streaming platform. I don't think this significantly alters the "plot" given that it's only 12 minutes longer. As you may have guessed by my half star rating, I don't think that any amount of editing or reshoots could have…

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