Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Thunderpants 2002

  ★★½ Watched 31 Jan 2025

  Surprisingly well made

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  I ate burrata for dinner tonight, I’m glad I ate before watching this

Popular reviews

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  Aliens 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Aug 2024

  It is sad to see that even in 2179 hamsters are being kept with limited continuous floor space and having no substrate to burrow, and also being left to die in a thermonuclear explosion.

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  I went into this film admittedly knowing next to nothing about Bob Dylan, and have come away none the wiser. This is a movie that is absolutely bereft of character motivation. I can see that Dylan transition from Folk to something more bluesy with a backing band, but I couldn’t really tell you why. I can tell you that he lived with Sylvie Russo, and eventually left, but I couldn’t tell you why. The list goes on. 

  Credit where it’s due to Edward Norton and Monica Barbaro.

  I would’ve enjoyed it more if he was a monkey

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