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Jaws 3-D 1983
Guys, I’m sorry but this film is misunderstood. Once you look past the fact that this is a Jaws sequel, it’s actually not the worst thing ever made. This film is a lesser Friday the 13th movie but Jason Voorhees is a 35ft shark.
This film has all the tropes of an 80s slasher. Characters being randomly introduced just to up the body count, everyone is horny, summer setting, lake setting (kinda), there’s loads of scenes that are there to…
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Friday the 13th 2009
SAMMY!!! SAMMY WE GOTTA FIND YOUR SISTER!! SAMMY!!!
But Dean, what about dad, who you love so much!?
SAMMY YOUR SISTER IS MISSING! SAMMY!!!
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